JOKE OF THE DAY: A Texan farmer is on vacation in Australia. There, he meets an Australian farmer and talks. The Australian shows off his large wheat field, and the Texan says: "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”. Then they walk around the ranch for a bit, and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan farmer immediately said: "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.” The conversation is now almost at a standstill when the Texan sees a
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JOKE OF THE DAY: The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Smith's mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Smith, your mother died, report to the commander." Later that day the Captain called the Serg
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JOKE OF THE DAY: Stanley is looking for a new desk for his office and he spots one that looks perfect in an antique shop window. He goes inside and asks the shopkeeper how much it is. “That desk is going for $5000,” says the shopkeeper. “$5000 for an old desk? That’s outrageous!” exclaims Stanley. “Ah,” says the shopkeeper, “but this is a magic desk.” He turns to the desk and asks, “Desk, how much money do I have in my pocket?” The desk taps one of its legs on the floor four times. The shopkeepe
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JOKE OF THE DAY: A man owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana WorkForce Department claimed he was not paying proper wages for his help and sent an agent out to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” the agent demanded. “Well,” replied the farmer, “there is my farmhand who has been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week and he gets room and board for free.” “The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board." “
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JOKE OF THE DAY: Three guys are sitting in a bar. Suddenly the first guy’s phone rings, he immediately answered it then without saying anything he ran out the door only to rush back, quickly throws 10-dollar bills on the bar while muttering, “Damn I forgot to do the dishes, the wife’s on the way home.” Then he ran faster than before. The second guy chuckled. “Take a look at that! You know around my house I call the shots,” he says as he got up and take out his wallet to pay for his drink. “The m
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JOKE OF THE DAY: A retired Army General moves into a new apartment after quitting service. Over the next few weeks, his new neighbors realized that on the weekends he would return to his apartment at 2am very drunk, remove his left boot and slam it on the floor, remove his right boot and slam it on the floor even harder and then go to sleep. Since the force of these thunderous slams was enough to wake up almost everyone around him, and this was a family complex no less, the neighbors decided to
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JOKE OF THE DAY: The banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-year old rancher, on his farm. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before, and rumor had it that he was marrying a ‘mail order’ bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, “She’ll be 21 in November.” Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the a young woman could not be satisfied by an
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